EPISODE 1

• 婚前爱情是神话
• Before marriage, love is a fairytale.
• 婚后爱情是笑话
• After marriage, love is a joke!

EPISODE 2

• 婚前情话绵绵
• Before marriage, it’s always whispers of love.
• 婚后谎话连天
• After marriage, it’s lies after lies.

EPISODE 3

• 男人没有钱老婆要兼秘书
• When a man is poor, his wife is also his secretary.
• 男人发了财秘书要兼老婆
• When a man gets rich, his secretary becomes his wife.

EPISODE 4

• 婚前一见面就嘴嘴
• Before marriage, it’s pecks and kisses.
• 婚后一见面就吵嘴
• After marriage, it’s fits and hisses.

EPISODE 5

• 男人有钱就想娶老婆
• When a man is poor, he wants to marry his wife.
• 男人发达就想找情人
• When a man gets rich, he wants to find a mistress.

EPISODE 6

• 婚前一切都是浪漫
• Before marriage, everything is romantic.
• 婚后一切都是浪费
• After marriage, everything is a waste of time.

EPISODE 7

• 婚前男人好幽默
• Before marriage, the man is humorous.
• 婚后男人好沉默
• After marriage, the man prefers silence.

EPISODE 8

• 婚前男人餐厅等女人
• Before marriage, the man waits for his woman at the restaurant.
• 婚后女人客厅等男人
• After marriage, the woman waits for her man in the living room.

EPISODE 9

• 女人最会撒娇
• Women are great at making eyes.
• 男人最会撒谎
• Men are great at making up lies.

EPISODE 10

• 婚前男人对女人嗲声嗲气
• Before marriage, the man woos and coos.
• 婚后男人对女人粗声粗气
• After marriage, the man hums and haws.

EPISODE 11

• 婚前男人肯俾空白支票
• Before marriage, the man is willing to write a blank check.
• 婚后男人就俾空头支票
• After marriage, the man will only write a bounced check.

EPISODE 12

• 婚前男人日日缠住女人
• Before marriage, the man clings onto his woman everyday.
• 婚前女人日日盯住男人
• After marriage, the woman has to keep an eye on her man everyday.

EPISODE 13

• 婚前讲大话都是情话
• Before marriage, lies are honeyed words.
• 婚前讲情话也变废话
• After marriage, honeyed words are a load of rubbish.

EPISODE 14

• 婚前黏紧一D
• Before marriage, a couple can’t be close enough.
• 婚后滚远一D
• After marriage, a couple can’t be distant enough.

EPISODE 15

• 男人爱上女人o既时候会做诗
• Love turns a man into a poet.
• 女人爱上男人o既时候会做梦
• Love turns a woman into a dreamer.

EPISODE 16

• 拍拖时相约要再结良缘
• Before marriage, it is predestination.
• 结婚后怀疑系前世孽缘
• After marriage, it is a fatal attraction.

EPISODE 17

• 婚前冇o野温o野讲
• Before marriage, a couple can talk till they drop.
• 婚后有o野都不讲
• After marriage, a couple would rather drop than talk.

EPISODE 18

• 女人对男人朝思暮想
• The mind of a woman only contains her man.
• 男人对女人朝秦暮楚
• The mind of a man only contains other women.

EPISODE 19

• 女人靓既就唔识煮饭
• A man who makes a mark on his career is not romantic, but a man who is romantic is unreliable.
• 识煮饭既又唔识温柔
• A woman who is beautiful can’t cook, but a woman who can cook is not gentle.

EPISODE 20

• 女人做情人时会让男人心痛
• Before marriage, a woman gives a man heartaches.
• 女人做老婆时会让男人头痛
• After marriage, a woman gives a man headaches.